never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
And they’re like “huh?”
Really, bitch? The text is right there. How about you go back and read it again?
My goldfish has been waiting forever!!
*takes 2 steps outside*
*feels a slight breeze*
*goes back inside*
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
did you guys get the new update
what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once